The Things We Do For American Girl

[StarTrekCaptain]

You know how we've all talked about that "new doll smell"?? Well, actually they fill the inside of the doll's heads with happy drugs so when we breathe it in we get all happy and that's what keeps up addicted to our dolls. LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="#051E50" size="1">[ November 30, 2005 03:30 PM: Message edited by: StarTrekCaptain ]</font>

[tatabatata]

Originally posted by StarTrekCaptain:
You know how we've all talked about that "new doll smell"?? Well, actually they fill the inside of the doll's heads with happy drugs so when we breathe it in we get all happy and that's what keeps up addicted to our dolls. LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="#051E50"><font size="1">[ November 30, 2005 03:30 PM: Message edited by: StarTrekCaptain ]</font></font>

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry, but that is not all there is... how do you explain the absolutely impossible feeling of abandonment that oozes out of a fixer upper looking at you FROM EBAY? Or the feeling of total attachment after you get that white body beauty out of the USPS box???
I guess it is in the formulation of their vinyl! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Ana [img]graemlins/present.gif[/img]

[prasnlrd]

Originally posted by AsianAG:
They DO contain a drug--it's called happiness. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="10">EXCELLENT!!!!!</font>


[img]graemlins/island.gif[/img] prasnlrd in CA. [img]graemlins/island.gif[/img]

[aggirl479]

Originally posted by henna1:
Sorry, but that is not all there is... how do you explain the absolutely impossible feeling of abandonment that oozes out of a fixer upper looking at you FROM EBAY? Or the feeling of total attachment after you get that white body beauty out of the USPS box???
I guess it is in the formulation of their vinyl! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Ana [img]graemlins/present.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I agree [img]smile.gif[/img] . It's got to be something in the vinyl [img]wink.gif[/img] !

[Miss_Nellie_OMalley]

You all have it wrong... it is really an airborne virus known as AGenatictia. The doll is contaminated with it before packaging and delivery. Once you get the doll you are infected. The virus once it enters your system then infects your very own DNA strand, melding with it and becoming one. So every time your cells replenish, the virus continues to regenerate and flourish. This would explain the phenomineon of the continued genetic (virus based) disorder among our children and grand children. This also explains how and why more and more people are coming down with the ERG fevers. It only takes being in a room with an AG to become infected, and no amount of quarantine will help. Also, this can explain the phenomenon of seeing an AG on ebay can cause such feelings of [img]biggrin.gif[/img] espair and longing. Like bright lights effect an epileptic so do pictures of AG dolls effect the AGenatic.

For more information on this and other uncommon ailments please see my latest entry in some medical journal somewhere, due out at some time.

[Kaileyfan1]

It is like this board!I check it atleast twice a day!

[aggirl479]

Originally posted by Kaileyfan1:
It is like this board!I check it atleast twice a day!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whoa! I'm on here probably at least 2 hours a day, usually more like 3 or 4 [img]eek.gif[/img] ! I know, I know, I should be outside or something, but, hey, who needs fresh air and exercise when you have this board [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] ?!?